Saturday, December 31, 2011

2012 Predictions...a Group Effort

So tonight I am sitting here with the hubs, Keith and Lindy, and Tammy and Jason and we are gonna share our predictions for 2012.
1. Lindy sez that Britney Spears will get married and divorced. She will gain weight, then lose it again.
2. Keith says Billy Graham will die.  I say Etta James is gonna die.   I will also say that Hugh Hefner definitely bites it this year.
3. Harvey Updyke will be convicted and will be attacked in prison. He will be sad.
4. I sense an avalanche in a really cold place and a celebrity will be killed.
5. Lindy sez, "Some member of the Scientology cult will write a tell all book."
6. Casey Anthony will come up pregnant. The world will be angry.
7. Joran will finally go to trial for that Peru murder.  Some girl will have his baby.  (Hopefully not Casey.) He will be convicted and will take his own life.
8. Tammy sez, "There will be an eruption in Hawaii---will be massive!"
9. Keith sez, "Soul Sufer will lose her OTHER arm in a car accident." (WOW!)
10. Keith sez, "Nick Saban will leave Alabama."
11.  Someone named Tre will enter the workplace and shoot up the joint.
12. Kim Kardashian will get pregnant with Reggie Bush's baby.  Lindy sez, "She'll then get some kind of plastic surgery."
13.  Keith sez that Gingrich will get the Republican nod, but I say Mitt Romney will and will have Newt as his running mate.  Everyone but Jason thinks Obama will not be elected.
14. Chris will have an episode concerning Justin Beiber at the Galleria.
15. Lindsay Lohan will finally be found overdosed. She will wearing a shawl and no drawers. (Lindy's addition.)
16.  Larry King will die.
17.  There will be a very popular song about the color red.
18. There will be a Casey Anthony movie.
19.  Krisitin Stewart and Robert Pattison will separate/break up. (Lindy's vision.)
20.  Lacey S. will get a new pug and will name him Pig.
21. I think I will be a better housekeeper and organizer. ;)
22. Matt Lauer will have an on air fight with someone.
23. Katie Holmes will leave Tom Cruise.
24.  Squirrels will be the new Owl.
25.  Some people will still not get a clue. :)
A review of last year's predictions:
1. First for the deathlist: Hugh Hefner, Joan Rivers, Queen Elizabeth AND Prince Charles (in a shocking car accident that harkens our memories back to Lady Di----perhaps Lady Di's revenge?) before the marriage of William and Kate.

   WRONG.
2. Comebacks: Val Kilmer and Stephanie Powers of Hart 2 Hart fame.
AHHHHHHA! I sensed something about Hart 2 Hart, therefore I was just off a little bit...Robert Wagner was in the news for possibly killing his wife, and his wife on the SHOW was Stephanie Powers. Uh huh.
3. There will be talk of a Wonder Woman movie, with Katy Perry starring.
Nope.
4. Speaking of Katy Perry, she and Russell will break up towards the end of '11.
HOW GOOD AM I?????
5. Joran, according to Chris's vision, will get help for his rage issues while in prison. According to my vision, he will get "worn out" and then sliced and diced while in prison. Vision and prison rhyme. Hee hee.
No.
6. We will find out what happened to Natalee.
No.
7. Someone will name their baby Twitter.
Don't know.
8. Kathy Lee will be hurt and will have to be replaced by someone on the Hoda and Kathy Lee part of the Today Show. Bad feelings will emerge when Hoda connects with her replacement.
No.
9. Lindsay Lohan---I'm sensing a limb will be either mangled or amputated this year. Sorry.
No.
10. According to Chris, Eminem will not die, but will get diarrhea for six months straight and will have to cancel his world tour. Millions will rejoice.
Don't think so.
11. Will.i.am will become simply William---Chris's vision.
No.
12. Chris sees that Beyonce will break a hip. I sense a baby in Rhiannon's future.
BEYONCE WAS THE ONE IN MY VISION WITH THE BABY ON HER HIP!
13. Jesse James will get married again.
HE GOT ENGAGED. CLOSE ENOUGH!
14. Steve Gutenburg (sp?) will be arrested.
No.
15. A beautiful drop dead gorgeous actress will....drop dead. She will be in her thirties and there will be speculation over drugs. A red dress, tv, and a white dog will be somehow involved.
Someone help me with this.
16. Golden Gate Bridge---something happens to it.
Eh, don't know.
17. A key political figure will be crushed by something falling from space.
No
18. Leanne Rimes and that cute man will have a baby.
No. I sensed her expanding and she was doing the opposite this year.

19. Kevin Smith and Michael Moore will each have a heart attack. One will not make it.
No.
20. Numerous heroes will emerge from a failed terrorist plot.
Nah