Saturday, February 28, 2009

I am Not Kind Towards The Kindle



Let's talk about The Kindle. I have mixed feelings about it. Imagine a pie chart. 90 percent of that pie chart would be NO, I HATE THIS IDEA! Let me tell you why. I like the smell of books. I like the feel of books. I like underlining lines in books and writing, "YES I AGREE!" in the margins (that was for you, Bud). I love bookstores. I loved working in one as a teenager. I loved the bookshelves, the cappuccino machine, the people who wandered into the bookstore. I like putting a paperback in your back pocket or front pocket. I like "dog earring" a page. I love bookmarks. You don't get any of that with The Kindle. Another reason I dislike the idea of The Kindle is that it reminds me of a Ray Bradbury story I read (in a BOOK) as a kid. The story was "Someday" by Isaac Asimov. You also can't read your Kindle on an airplane. This person was told to turn his off. You don't get asked to turn your book off. To me, a book made of paper and glue and ink is WARM. A digital screen is COLD.

On a positive note (the 10 percent part of me that is OK with The Kindle) I like the immediacy of information, and I can imagine teaching a class one day (close to my retirement) when every kid has one of these in the classroom. Adding to the plus side--the "reading to you" capability would be good for the very young and the very old when they can't read or their eyesight goes. The Kindle can also bring more people to reading--period. According to this Newsweek article ("The Future of Reading"), the number of adults who read a book-any book--is down from last decade.
If you are on the "green" bandwagon, you may like the idea that the Kindle will save trees. Check this out: "Microsoft's Bill Hill has a riff where he runs through the energy-wasting, resource-draining process of how we make books now. We chop down trees, transport them to plants, mash them into pulp, move the pulp to another factory to press into sheets, ship the sheets to a plant to put dirty marks on them, then cut the sheets and bind them and ship the thing around the world. "Do you really believe that we'll be doing that in 50 years?" he asks.

Also, since I am pretty OK with technology anyway, that side says, "Bring it." After all, when I started teaching, I used the overhead and transparency sheets (and still do, at times) but now I use a laptop and PowerPoint to give notes. I have a class Facebook page and I use my Flip camcorder to film kids debating and then project it onto the screen from the laptop. I AM a tech person, it appears.
HOWEVER.... My heart will always be hiding out in the corridors of the bookstores, though, with the smell of the coffee and the books and the sound of NPR playing in the background. Or at least, you'll find me there when I'm not chasing around two boys who enjoy throwing Legos at each other. Sigh.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Thursday Night

Sound of fork hitting the hardwood floor.
Sound of L muttering to himself, "Great. Now I'll get germs on my teeth and get cavities."

Monday, February 23, 2009

Touchin' the Snake


Get your mind out of the gutter, y'all.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Happy Birthday Mom! (Cheesy Video for Only Diehard Fans of My Fam)

Birthday Bash for Barb and Visit with Oed

Yesterday we drove down to Mom and Dad's and celebrated her 61st bday. You may remember last year's bash (Barberella). This year, Mom didn't have a "theme" per se. I think the theme was just "old". HAHAHAHA. Ahem.


Here are some pics from the festivities. I'll have more in there once Dad emails the pics he promised. (HINT HINT.)


In other news, I got to see my kitty cat, Oedipus. I got Oedipus when I was 17 in 1990. Here's a pic of us then (1990) and now (2009!). He's an old cat. According to this chart, Oedipus feels like he's 97 years old. But, to beat the record, he needs to live 15 more years. :)
Also, check this out!

Friday, February 20, 2009

You'll Uh Gee


So my speech class gave eulogies this week. Yes, eulogies (and I know you think that's morbid, but wait...) because it is one of the different types of "special occasion" speeches we are covering in the unit. Before that, they did commemorative speeches. (And let me tell you, one girl did a great commemorative speech about her father who is going off to Iraq again and she teared up and I cried too. Awesome.)

There have been a lot of really great eulogies. The students were instructed to write eulogies for either literary figures/comic heroes/cartoons/ or deceased celebrities. They had to pretend that they had a relationship of some sort with them. There was one for Scooby Doo, who passed away from being frightened to death. One for Spiderman, who died after falling a great distance. One for Jimi Hendrix, who died...well, we all know how he died. One for Steve Irwin---CRIKEY was said a lot. One for Bob Marley---this student's speech had to be edited for too much of "back when me and Bob were smoking doobies..." type of stuff. One for Ronald Reagan (this surprised me!). One for Frank Lloyd Wright. Lisa "Lefteye" Lopez. Jim Morrison. The Little Mermaid. Selena. The Gingerbread Man. And my favorite---Dumbledore. The student who wrote the eulogy pretended to be his "good friend" who put a lot of innuendo in there. I had to shake my head though when he said something about "whenever he waved that magic wand, there was indeed magic." Hmmm....


I love LOVE teaching the speech class. Who woulda thunk it? :) Debate, on the other hand...well, let's just say they are challenging.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

L Quotes...











"I love trees."---L, as he eats broccoli.
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"How does milk turn into pee?"--when I wouldn't let him have milk right before bed.
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"Why does that guy have a ponytail on his head?"---L, while watching TV with us.
I answered, "Because he's a freak." (Seriously, this guy was a complete whack job.)

A few minutes later L had this to say after watching the guy try to light a cigarette:

"That freak's gonna light his nose on fire if he doesn't watch it."

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Speaking of freak: L got his hair "dyed" blue today at school and got a rock star 'do. They were studying something about hair and even got one of their male teachers to get a buzz cut while they watched. Cute.

Monday, February 16, 2009

St. Louis Cemetery #1


More about this cemetery.
In other news, I visited my first casino ever and lost 40.00. Nice. I hated it. I thought I'd hate gambling, but now I know. Chris thought my first statement upon entering the casino was funny:
"Hey, look! They have a McAllister's!"

Chris made me laugh because of his quote of the night. We were watching these...go go girls...I guess you'd call them dancing around and he spotted that big hair thing on top of one girl's head. "Oh look!!!! She's got the horn! She's got the horn!"

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Morning Surprise


A beautiful hot air balloon was soaring above my school when I pulled in this morning. Don't see that every day. I nearly drove into a ditch trying to take this pic with my phone. They were moving fast!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I can't help it. The blind guy on American Idol reminds me of Will Ferrell.

Monday, February 09, 2009

My House Smells of Burnt Crisco

And the kitchen is a little smoky.

Yes, friends, I cooked tonight. Fried salmon patties, corn, broccoli, bread, and pasta salad. I also made C and L sit at the dinner table and discuss their day. I felt like a real woman! Ha hee.

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Nice Sunday

What a beautiful weekend. Today all of us spent hours and hours outdoors. We ran around in the backyard, drew "roads" with chalk on the back patio and then played Hotwheels on them, shot baskets in the driveway, let the boys just goof off with their riding toys...Luke played with the little girls next door for about 30-40 minutes in their front yard.
We made small talk with neighbors who also emerged from their homes for the nice weather. The poodle's owner has a little scooter and he was riding it up and down the neighborhood hills for the longest time. When he wasn't doing that, he was cutting grass or playing golf in his front yard. Some kids came by trying to sell school coupons. How nice and how peculiar it is to live in such a nice, normal neighborhood!

Been thinking about Hope a lot lately. Every day I think about her, but some things hit me in the stomach when I'm not expecting it. I unpack a box or two from the garage every weekend (yes, we are still unpacking because I am a pack rat) and I recently found the pizza plates she gave us for our wedding. They are cute little pizza shaped plates that I hadn't seen in a while. It made me smile and hurt all at the same time. I also found some pictures from junior high that I haven't seen in a while.

Well, got lots of grading and laundry and such to do. Hope everyone had a great weekend. It sure went by too fast.

Saturday, February 07, 2009

Birthday Party







I took Luke to birthday party for a little boy he knows from school. The last one he went to was at one at those jumpyzone things and this one was at, I assume, one of the parents' workplaces, a construction place. Anyhoo. They had it cleaned up for a place for a magician and a "moonwalk/jump thang". I really enjoyed the magician. Probably a little too much. What can I say? I don't get out much. Here are some pictures. Enjoy. Abracadabra!

New Orleans Bound

This just seems wrong.

For Valentine's Day Weekend, we are going to N.O. with Tanner and Crystal! I'm excited. Chris is excited. The kids are going to Paw Paw and Bobbie's for a weekend o' Matchbox/Toys R Us debauchery.

I'm trying to come up with a list of things I want to do. I was there in '93 but wasn't there long and had very little money. Chris and I hope to take the St. Louis Cemetery #1 tour. Sweet.

Friday, February 06, 2009

Anyone got a lung brush?

So apparently I have asthma. Adult onset asthma. I know, I'm as surprised as you are. (Are you really?) I am a little weirded out by it, but it's just asthma. After "fully and truly realizing my mortality" in the very recent past, I can see that it's just asthma, which can be controlled. The doctor seems to think that something is triggering my sinus infections, which triggers the asthma. Now...to figure out what is triggering them. Hmm...great. Chris doesn't think I have asthma at all. Neither does my mom. Both want me to get a second opinion. I have to admit, this doc seems to like diagnosing us with weird shit every time we go. He's either a complete wackjob or a genius and just the doc we need.

I don't know. He didn't do a chest x-ray, just a breathing treatment thingy. He tested my lung capacity before and after and said that the improved breating after the breathing treatment proves that I have asthma. Okkkkayyy.
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Next week we are about to start Animal Farm. You may recall that I taught this book to my seniors at my old job in the old system. It's a 9th grade book here, as it should be. Old system is sad, y'all. :(

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See that pic of Luke and Frank? Luke's been wearing that Halloween mask around the house for about a week now. Frank's not a big fan.
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We are so excited. We finally gave the boot to Charter. Chris just called them and said to stop billing us, cut us off. "When would that be, sir?" the guy asked.
"How about now? Right now." Chris answered.
We are both on our wireless laptops watching Wifeswap, courtesy of the Dish Network now and so far, it's excellent. Good times.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Sneaky Like a Ninja!


Every so often I can't find my camera and when I do, it's hidden in Luke's room. This morning I found it hidden under some pillows. Smiling, I checked it to see what pictures he had taken. This is one of them. I love that boy.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Luke on Lost

Luke: What is this show called?
Me: Lost.
Luke: Are they lost?
Me: Yep.
Luke: I know where they are.
Me: Where?
Luke: At the beach. (Said like, duh!!!!)

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

My Lunch Bunch!


I'm crouching between two of my lunch bunch buddies, Coach W and Coach M. Both history teachers. I'm holding chocolate candies and they are eating healthy stuff. Typical.

Over there in the pink is another Jen, and yes, another English teacher. It's her first year and she's a real sweet gal. We tend to watch the news while we eat and complain about students. :) It's so nice not to have to have lunch "duty" or have to eat in a lunchroom. Me likey.