Jen's Predictions for 2011---World Famous, World Class A Plus Predictions

Welcome back to your future. Chris and I have put our heads together to see what visions we could make out for 2011. After a little bickering and a lot of "Chris, that's just stupid." and "Jen, stop insulting my predictions!" we have the following to reveal:

1.  First for the deathlist:  Hugh Hefner, Joan Rivers, Queen Elizabeth AND Prince Charles (in a shocking car accident that harkens our memories back to Lady Di----perhaps Lady Di's revenge?) before the marriage of William and Kate.
2.  Comebacks:  Val Kilmer and Stephanie Powers of Hart 2 Hart fame.
3. There will be talk of a Wonder Woman movie, with Katy Perry starring.
4. Speaking of Katy Perry, she and Russell will break up towards the end of '11.
5. Joran, according to Chris's vision, will get help for his rage issues while in prison.  According to my vision, he will get "worn out" and then sliced and diced while in prison. Vision and prison rhyme. Hee hee.
6. We will find out what happened to Natalee.
7.  Someone will name their baby Twitter.
8. Kathy Lee will be hurt and will have to be replaced by someone on the Hoda and Kathy Lee part of the Today Show. Bad feelings will emerge when Hoda connects with her replacement.
9.  Lindsay Lohan---I'm sensing a limb will be either mangled or amputated this year. Sorry.
10.  According to Chris, Eminem will not die, but will get diarrhea for six months straight and will have to cancel his world tour. Millions will rejoice.
11.  Will.i.am will become simply William---Chris's vision.
12. Chris sees that Beyonce will break a hip.  I sense a baby in Rhiannon's future.
13.  Jesse James will get married again.
14.  Steve Gutenburg (sp?) will be arrested.
15.  A beautiful drop dead gorgeous actress will....drop dead.  She will be in her thirties and there will be speculation over drugs.  A red dress, tv, and a white dog will be somehow involved.
16.  Golden Gate Bridge---something happens to it.
17.  A key political figure will be crushed by something falling from space.
18.  Leanne Rimes and that cute man will have a baby.
19.  Kevin Smith and Michael Moore will each have a heart attack. One will not make it.
20.  Numerous heroes will emerge from a failed terrorist plot.


Thoughts? Do you have a 2011 prediction to share?

Last Year's Predictions Reviewed

It's that time again. Let's review last year's predictions, shall we?


Jen’s Amazing Predictions for 2010 (Twenty-ten)


Chaz Bono will become a father. Somehow.-----I was wrong. Didn't happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears will get pregnant by a different baby daddy this year.---Wrong. Although there were rumors.

The penny will begin to phase out of existence. In a weird twist of fate, penny loafers will become stylish again, but with something else in the loafer.---So wrong.


Lindsey Lohan will get married.--Nope.

Khloe and Lamar will separate, to no one’s surprise.--Nope

An actor will be “outed” and everyone will be shocked. Scandalous pictures may be involved here. --WHO? Surely someone will help me with this one.

Another actor or actress will out himself/herself and no one will be shocked in the least.--SEAN HAYES. See, I can get it right!

Osama Bin Laden will be captured. He will not be amused.---Nope.

I'm sensing double tornadoes will take out an area near Memphis.---WRONG. HOWEVER....double means TWO and I know TWO people who are going to move to Memphis.  I was so close!
Saturn (the planet) will cause trouble.---Not to my knowledge.

Martha Stewart and Paris Hilton will collaborate on something.---Nope.

A famous comedian with curly hair will bite the dust. It will be sad.---Greg Giraldo?

A book concerning a butterfly, a vacuum, and a dog will become famous.---No.

Mudslides will abound.  YEP! I was RIGHT! See?

A red head will entertain us, then anger us.

Jay Leno will finally retire cuz nobody watches him anymore and he knows it.---No.

Steve-O will die.---No.

Eminem will die. (Chris)*He says this every year.---NO.

Rhianna will die. (Chris)---No.

Dave Matthews will die. (Chris)  ---No.


I think this is the worst job I've done of predicting yet. Perhaps I will be better at this in 2011.  Coming later today...

Surely You Touched Mine...*

"Mom, where are our souls?"---Luke asked me in bed tonight.
"Well, I think they are like, just PART of us. Like our shadows. You can't really HOLD your own shadow, but it's there."--Me

"Yeah. I think every part of me is my soul. It's like our skin."--Luke

******
Luke just asked, "Why are you writing about me?" (I forget he can READ pretty well now...)

He also added, "Mom, you know old people...you know what I'm about to say...old people will be in the ground soon."

NOW he just said, "Mom, don't write that! Nanny will see it!!!"
(HOW CAN HE READ SO WELL?????)
Craziness.
*Can anyone guess why I chose that blog title? Winner gets a cookie. Homemade.

Reg

Long time no post.  I just had to write about Reggie.  Aka the Reginator, Regabooboo, Regster, Reginald Dwight.

I miss him so much. I've had that cat around me since 1999. I watched his birth when his "mom" Mittens hid herself in my closet on Annalue Avenue in Auburn and pushed out Reg and two others.
He lived on Ross Street with me, then in a tiny apartment in Evansville, Indiana. Then my parents' house for a few months in Montgomery, at 2707 Festival Lane, at the Copperfield house, Sumter house, and now here.
I about choked up when I went down the pet food aisle at Publix. It was an accident--they are rearranging and I was halfway down before I realized that cat food was staring me in the face.
I keep hearing his meow and looking outside on the patio to see if he wants in.

I know he was "just a cat" but damn. My heart hurts.